Tony Hawk's Pro Infanticidal Maniac

This is the most despicable misrepresentation of an icon of my youth I've ever seen. Look at this symbol of youth culture. Wielding cold steel. Stabbing a baby in the throat. All forgivable. But bright yellow pants? Tony Hawk would never! This is beneath driving a Pizza Hut truck and sporting an elusive red mullet! How dare they destroy my childhood so. That being said I'm sure this will be on a fucking Birdhouse shirt in Hot Topic by next week.