A new mascot for old and young

I have long suspected that repressed traumatic events were the inspiration for most of the clip art we come across here at WTF Clip Art. I must admit I was shocked when finding this little visual confession. If that isn't the face of a prowler I don't know what is. The boy's terror induced rigidity can only allude to this bad touch session being a routine. The question to ask though is where will this be used? Who could possibly see this as an okay image to toss on their newsletter? One answer: NAMBLA. Personally I think this guy could be their mascot. He needs a good name. What do you guys think? Give us a name for this guy in the comments section.