Interorectogestion

Hey. This guy here is jamming a turkey in his ass. How about that. The only application I could see this being useful in is placing it in the margin of a Comedy Central program guide on the night that South Park reruns the episode where everyone eats through their ass and poops out of their mouth. I actually feel bad for this poor bastard. It's obvious from the look on his face that this is a compulsion. He's sick people! Stop judging him! On the other hand he's ruining a perfectly good turkey by slamming it into his gaping maw. No matter how you feel about this the one thing I think we can agree on is the fact that it makes you rather hungry. I think it's lunchtime.