Accidentally Run Over and Documented in Vector Format

I won't even attempt to create a humorous caption to try and capture the meaning behind this.....Please let us know if you can find an appropriate place to use this in any sort of publishing.

My Desk is Currently Organized in this Manner.

I decided to do a quick search for pizza this afternoon rather then redraw a client's previous artwork, and realized my desk is extremely unorganized.

CD-Rs - Check
Artwork - Check
Invoices - Check
Bin with Pizza and Floppy Disk - .......fuck